1⟩ What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic
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2⟩ Tell me how does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
3⟩ There are 500 bricks on a plane, you drop one outside, tell me how many are left?
That is easy, 499 bricks
4⟩ In the end the old lady still died, why?
She was hit by the brick, you threw from the plane.
5⟩ Its lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Because the deer is in the fridge.
6⟩ Tell me what are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
☛ Open the fridge.
☛ Take the elephant out.
☛ Put the deer in.
☛ Close the fridge.
7⟩ Tell me the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
☛ Open the fridge.
☛ Put the elephant in.
☛ Close the fridge.
8⟩ Tell me what holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
9⟩ Tell me how many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it is long enough.
10⟩ Tell me what is the noisiest game?
It is squash because you can not play it without raising a racket.
11⟩ Tell me why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it is too far to walk.
12⟩ Tell me what is an archaeologist?
Someone who's career is in ruins.
13⟩ Tell me what is a myth?
A female moth
14⟩ Most of the kids love to carry these keys, what are those keys?
Cookies.
15⟩ Tell me what is the antonym of DOMINOS?
Domi doesn't no.
16⟩ There are innumerable tables of this kind but there are no legs, what is that?
Multiplication tables and time tables.
17⟩ What is the one that is sticky and brown?
A stick.
18⟩ It goes all over the world but always stays in a corner, what is that?
A Stamp.
19⟩ Join these two sentences, I was riding to school. I saw a dead body?
I saw a dead body riding to school.
20⟩ Tell me what is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
A Bird can fly but a fly can not bird.
